Not the sharpest tool in the shed
Evidence that I might be one nut shy of a full load:
1. It’s 4am, and I’m going to crawl into bed soon, and I’m eating watermelon.
2. I have the world’s most destructive dog and I left my laptop power source cord out where…(wait for it…wait for it…)
3. He ate it. Chewed it into a tangle of wires. This counts as its own number on the list because I’m the one who hasn’t taken him for training and HELP yet.
4. I went out and bought a replacement cord today, but despite it being a refurbished (ie, used) cord, I didn’t check to make sure it worked before I left the store. (Wait for it….wait for it…) And it doesn’t work.